New AMP Post with Divi

as u being my friend i will warn about my human being in the telescope. but what i really need to talk to u about is the flying sausage incident i don’t think i talked to u about this but u really should know that i am secretly a flying sausage not only am i a flying sausage but i am THE flying sausage that took the walking cheeseburgers pickles. i need ur help to escape the police men because the only reason i stole his pickles was because i was going through this thing where all i wanted to do was eat PICKLES and my mom wouldn’t buy any. i had no money so i didn’t know what else to do. i walked over to the cheeseurger and took his pickles. apparently thats against the law but i still did it. i already ate the pickles so i can’t return them. i asked bobbyjo to put me in a box and send me to north carolina so i am now in new england i need u to go on a secret mission and go buy me a private jet u see i can not fly anymore so i need someone to send me a private JET NOT A AIRPLANE i already have 2,345 airplanes please do not send me an airplane.please and thank you i hope u can complete my mission.